The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Catfish came across this web page last night. She wrote a very funny and quite lengthy post about it which made me laugh. Unfortunately, when she hit 'submit', something went horribly wrong and it vanished, never to be seen again. The page is worth looking at though. It's a list of phobias. there are some truly fantastic ones there.
Use the poll above to vote for your favourite one.
Also, I discovered that combining phobias is quite entertaining:
The fear of bearded, bald, yellow men to one's left: Pogonopeladoxanthoandrolevophobia
The fear of cat's chins: Galeogeniophobia
The fear of being robbed by a naked french woman: Harpaxofrancogymnogynephobia