The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
quote: Originally posted by: ddvmor "Bugrit. All on my own. No-one to talk to. Nobody loves me. Everybody hates. I'm going to the garden to eat worms... "
I tried 'talking' to you in the only possible way open to me at the time, but you didn't answer me. I think I should be the one going off for a quiet snivel.
