The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
ooo ... this is good! I've just done it with a picture of the JDK!
He's a >70% match with Tim Roth and Tom Green, and >60% match with Ben Stiller, Ruud van Nistelroy and Ethan Hawke !!
I'm not too happy with my own though - according to the software my best face matches are - Silvia Renote Benadotte at 56%, Rubens Barrichello 50% and Justin Timberlake 47%......
Hmm it doesnt seem to want to work for me at the moment... will try again later.
But in her hayday, everyone used to tell me I looked like Claire Danes. Never did see that as a compliment since I don't think she's all that attractive..... but according to quite a number of people I'm her twin. Go figure
I'm not quite sure what prompted me to do this but I just uploaded a photo of Tom Cruise into the recognition website and apparently he is a better match with James Blunt at 78% than himself at 77%.....
Just trying to test it's capabilities I suppose...