The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
lol. What's particularly worrying is that this version is probably more useful than the real thing.
One of my workmates has actually received hers already - it came in a sheaf of junk mail and she threw it straight in the bin. It was only the next day when she saw an ad for it on the telly that she realised what it was.
Lets all make our terribly important documents look like junk mail - all in the interests of dumbing it down for the masses! Hoorah!