The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Is that the baked good, or those of us with a less than tan complexion?
If the latter then ... grrr, and again GRRRR ... I can not help my blueish tinge, it is the Welshness in me, same as my large earlobes and love of seaweed based edibles.
Damn you tanned folk and you silky skin ... damn you ... damn you allllllllll!!!!!