The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I had a terrible accident this morning. I went to use my beard trimmer and discovered, moments too late that it was set on number two instead of number four. Having started, however, I had no choice but to continue.
I now have a very short beard. My chin was chilly on the way to work this morning...
ddvmor wrote: I now have a very short beard. My chin was chilly on the way to work this morning...
The very reason I can never cut mine now, I'm scared of 1) Chilly chin syndrome and 2) Finding out I have no face.
After 10 months of not cutting it, it's now really rather long. I think I'd be lost without it, what would I stroke while pondering ... and still be allowed in public places afterwards?
Derogatory comments about my looks should only come from the six billion people on the planet who are actually better looking than me. You are not one of these people, Mr Steaders.
Tis a long story full of woe, interest, not so much interest, woe, dodgy stomachs and a general sickly childhood fat intolerence. Plus I just didn't like the stuff.
However, as the notwife will attest, I will happily eat a lasagne or pizza or cheesecake. That's because, mozarella and richotta (sp?) aren't that bad. However cheddar, stilton and other evil brands and varieties are well......evil basically.
So I hate all cheese, except the cheese that I like.
As an aside, I'm off to Euro Disney for Halloween. I'm growing my beard at the moment so I can truly look like a pirate at the fancy dress party. Y'arrrrrrr!
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Getting back to cheese - Hengle ate so much during his student days he made himself allergic! now thats commitment... Any comment for the camera on that Hengle?
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JonnyStead wrote: Getting back to cheese - Hengle ate so much during his student days he made himself allergic! now thats commitment... Any comment for the camera on that Hengle?
Yes, I miss cheese.
Especially smoked bavarian cheese and a good, strong, cheddar.
