The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I LOVE pork scratchings - proper ones - from the butchers - not the pre-packed rubbish (although they are definately edible if there is no better alternative around!!).
For some reason, in my circles, pizza is referred to as 'Dude'. Hence the phrase 'Lets have Dude'. It's not because we're gay. Well... not all of us anyway.