The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I am 87.5% British, just like Mr Bean. Shy to the point of ridicule, you've probably never been out of the UK.
It ain't true. I'm very well traveled. I've been to the States (well a couple of 'em anyway), France, Spain, Italy, Holland and Belgium (for about 5 minutes)! Oh yeah and LaLaLand!
I'm Britisher than Vic. Still Mr Bean though. Never did like him. Twat. Blackadder was better.
I used to go to London nearly every week at one point. It was great. I saw many different underground stations and offices, but I've never been sightseeing. Is that sad. What am I missing out on, really?