The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
It's a 4 hour round trip with almost no scenery. Except Stonehenge for about 30 seconds and the White Horse for 4.
There's nowt in Andover except a great big Tesco and one of our offices. Still the meeting finished at 2 and I was back in time to pick the Vickster up from work.
