The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Current update of my state of being: physical pain.
The bachelor party was going well Thursday, until my mate bought 60 shots of Jaeger Meister for 10 people, and, well, none of us seem to recall too much after that… Did manage to roll my ankle pretty well and tear up my knee. Hopefully my body heals with time…
Friday night was birthday night at Tonic. Despite Tonic’s mixed reviews, fun was had by all. No Jaeger, fortunately, Guinness and Vodka, both of which burn off much more cleanly.
Saturday, the wedding. I had a drink or 50, sweated a lot and kissed the bride (yes!)... Terry did not get thrown into the Mississippi.... The groom addressed the reception and closed with: "Marcus, play it cool man." (Marcus is ‘The Swede’) From there, I ended up at my ex girlfriend’s house where my mate fixed me a big glass of Gin with a drop of Tonic. Got most of the way through it when my body abruptly shut down. I woke up in state of delirium and confusion on the x’s wicker couch on the patio to copious amounts of thunder! Not sure that this would be too good for the morale normally, but at that point, I could have cared less!
Yesterday was lay on my couch day and endure the hot and cold flashes while I watched tube. Now, I’m back to work.
He he he, my coworker just told me it looks like I got some sun this weekend, little does she know that it's simply my brown bottle fever causing my face to appear red like a tomato! Party tan!!
Doen't happen very often, dude. I've got my in-laws down next weekend (at least they're better than Vic's in-laws who we visited the weekend-before-last). Then we're having loads of people over for a big fat roast dinner the weekend after... much hilarity is sure to ensue...
quote: Originally posted by: ddvmor Then we're having loads of people over for a big fat roast dinner the weekend after... much hilarity is sure to ensue..."
Which loads of people for which roast dinner - I didn't know anything about this - are YOU cooking it?
I believe our final arrangement upon leaving was that when we knew wich weekend my mum was coming (because is was this weekend or next) we'd arrange a Sunday with them.
And now we know which weekend it is, presumably the remaining weekend has been set aside for dinner. Sorry for making a logical step there - I'll try not to in future.
