The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Now you all know I'm not child friendly - but even I am pleased to announce that last night at about 11pm EST my brother and wife had their first son (Paul) who weight some 7 1/2 lbs making me an uncle for the first time.
All went well though a cesar was needed in the end, but disappointingly he doesnt talk or walk and cant appear to pick stuff up - I've suggested they keep an eye on that...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
I saw him for the first time on Sunday and commented that he had a really unusual colour (I was trying to be nice) they told me he had Jaundice... I dont know why I bother...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson