The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Pregnant teenagers smoke to try to reduce the size of their babies, and make delivery less painful, a government minister has claimed.
Nursing Standard magazine reports that Public health minister Caroline Flint made the claim at a fringe meeting at last week's Labour Party conference.
There is evidence that smoking in pregnancy can stunt a baby's growth.
However, low birth weight is strongly linked to an increased risk of many health complications and miscarriage.
Ms Flint told the meeting she had heard about the issue anecdotally from health professionals, and from young women she had met...
...Belinda Phipps, chief executive of the National Childbirth Trust, said it showed a worrying lack of education among young women.
My view is simple - if an expectant mother makes it clear to a health professional that she has done this or is doing this - they should inform social services with a view to having the child taken into care.
Damn some people are dumb... and a cull is needed desparately...
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"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
"I say let people eat what they like. Why shouldn't they push pies through the railings?," said Mr Johnson.
The father-of-four, who is an official Conservative spokesman on education, added: "I would ban sweets from school - but this pressure to bring in healthy food is too much."
bonniepirateanne wrote: seriously, there are some crazy messed up people out there
did you read old boris johnston's comments about how he disagrees with making school dinnners healthy? eh?
Yeah I did and I think he needs a good punch in the goolies for it - I dont mind Boris usually, because he is a loveable 'nice but dim' type - but this time he cant have thought this through.
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
"... she had heard about the issue anecdotally ..."
Is this the information lawmakers are using to make decisions these days? Yes, a close friend of the Minister of Defense's milkman's sister says that his Bengali neighbor is a total wanker. Therefore I propose this legislation to commence the bombing of Bangladesh immediately, using eco-friendly bombs, of course ...
Someone threw a huge lump of concrete through my M&D's lounge window on Wednesday night. It just missed hitting Dad, but showered him in shards of glass before landing inches away from Mum's feet.
Nope, all they've done so far is complain about a lack of resources and take a few details down.
Mum's got the housing association involved and got them to arrange a public meeting inviting the Police along to officially 'respond'. A neighbour knows someone on the local paper so has invited them along too to add a little more 'pressure'.
We're still going to hold Mum's birthday party - they may have spoiled her actual birthday (did I mention this happened on her 60th birthday?) but I'm not going to let them mess up the party too.
Well good on your mum for doing something positive about it, it's just a sad reflection on society that she has to. Are you sure you want to stop at the local paper? I've a friend in PR who can probably give some advice on who to approach if you want to take it national?
Mum's managed to have a meeting with the head of the council & her local MP, both of whom will be coming to the meeting; this Tuesday I think. Dad managed to get out of bed yesterday with a bit of cajoling form me, still very shaky though.
I'll let you know on the papers side Sharon, thanks.
A woman used her 4-week-old baby as a weapon in a domestic dispute, swinging the infant through the air and striking her boyfriend with the child, authorities said. The baby was critically injured in the attack early Sunday, said District Attorney Bradley Foulk.
"Never, never, never. I can never remember anything like this," Foulk told the Erie Times-News.
Chytoria Graham, 27, of Erie, was charged with aggravated assault, reckless endangerment and simple assault. She was held Monday in the Erie County Jail in lieu of $75,000 bail.
The infant, whose name and gender were not released, was taken to a hospital in Pittsburgh. Authorities did not identify the hospital, and the baby's condition Monday was not released.
There was no immediate indication whether the man Graham is accused of attacking was the baby's father.
Authorities removed four other children from Graham's home and placed them with the Erie County Office of Children and Youth, Foulk said.
Hmm. Interestingly, I had a viewing yesteday. And there's another today.
Moving away from Weston can only be a good thing, Suey. My gran (not the nice one) lives in Weston making it the centre of all evil. You think my mother is bad... imagine what her mother in law must be like...