The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
we're not even allowed to publish a directory of prostitute names.. when this bloke did:
Shaw was successfully prosecuted under a number of provisions of the Sexual Offences Act 1956 and the Obscene Publications Act 1959. He was also convicted on a charge of "conspiracy to corrupt public morals" on the basis that, when he published the booklet, Shaw was conspiring with the prostitutes "... to debauch and corrupt the morals of youth and other subjects of the Queen".