The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I'm sorry, Katie. I shall endeavour to be more enertaining in the future.
Like now. I'm not posting a link to anything just now. I'm typing away with not a link in sight. I'm being terribly interesting without resorting to using other people's websites to make myself appear more interesting. I can tell that you're captivated by my endless babble - all my own work, you know. did I mention that I hadn't used a link. Not a single link in this post. Link free. Linkless. Unlinked. Just for you.