The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Link 1 Try typing in some obscure towns you know - in northern ireland you can try portglenone, ballymena, anywhere really - pretty funny stuff sometimes Link 2 Science roved it so it must be true
Closest to where I grew up is here: http://www.knowhere.co.uk/3251.html (not even attempting the html tonight, I'll only get in a bad mood again!). No idea why anyone below 50 would choose to live there!