The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Poor Elly is laying next to his water bowl looking all ill.
I'm actually quite worried about him - he's been sick everywhere and he has the runs, he won't eat anything and he's not interested in anything. He just wants to lay on the floor.
Darren didn't give him a dill pickle did he? I once gave Harold the dog a dill pickle (a big deli-style one) and he loved it. But, he ended up barfing it up all over my sister's bed, which for some reason ****ed her right off.
quote: Originally posted by: NateO "Darren didn't give him a dill pickle did he? I once gave Harold the dog a dill pickle (a big deli-style one) and he loved it. But, he ended up barfing it up all over my sister's bed, which for some reason ****ed her right off. -- Edited by NateO at 01:30, 2004-07-28"
Actually, once Elliot did steal a whole green chilli from Darren's doner kebab. He ate the whole thing - the first we knew of it was a load of sneezing and coughing coming from the kitchen - the poor cat was sitting in a pool of his own dribble with his eyes watering and his nose running - he didn't steal another one!! He also wasn't ill afterwards!
On the plus side Elly is looking much brighter this morning. He's looking around and walking and stuff. hopefully it was just an upset tummy. I've been dipping my finger in his water bowl and he's been licking the water off, so that's a good sign.
No worms or anything, just partially digested food. He does have a very sensitive tummy (he's allergic to cat food!!) so it could be anything really. Don't think we've given him anything different recently though (and we never know what he might have stolen from the kitchen bin!!).
quote: Originally posted by: VicM "He does have a very sensitive tummy (he's allergic to cat food!!) so it could be anything really."
isn't that the most fun! my last dog was deathly allergic to anything meat or meat related... lived her entire life off potatoes, carrots and rice... i used to get a kick out of people telling me how "unethical" it was for me to force my dog to be a vegetarian
A friend of mine got a Long Haired German Shepherd at the weekend and she started feeding her with a fork - just to get her used to your hand being near the food - now if you are in the room when she is eating she wont eat unless you feed her from the fork
Elly seems to be much better now - I think the expensive trip to the vets has been avoided!!
I thought it was funny to teach Elliot to be gentle enough to take food from you when you hold it in your teeth. Now though, every time you open a packet of crisps he sticks his head in your face trying to get the crisp out of your mouth - he has to be told off for it and pushed away!!
isn't that the most fun! my last dog was deathly allergic to anything meat or meat related... lived her entire life off potatoes, carrots and rice... i used to get a kick out of people telling me how "unethical" it was for me to force my dog to be a vegetarian 
Elly seems to be much better now - I think the expensive trip to the vets has been avoided!!
only the best for my loyal subjects. Anyone fancy a badger? 
