The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I'm off on summer hols this Thurs, but in the true spirit of a member who has reached the lofty heights of becoming 'so bored it hurts' I have bought some mini JD's for the journey (dunno what the kids'll be eating!)
.. following my 4week break, looks like i have a chance to regain the crown - haha, jk, have a great time susan! (nate.. you'd look really weird as the queen)
I have been dancing, drinking, marching, singing, rode the subway, rode in a Rolls Royce in a kilt... But, my fab kilt legs and kilt have never been on a digging excursion at the same time.
Your kilt has gone digging without your legs?!!?!!!
Possibly. Technically, it wasn't mine; my school provided the full Scottish military dress as it's bloody expensive and when your 10-19, your size is pretty variable from year-to-year.