The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
So, these guys run a service whereby you text them a question and for the princely sum of £1, they will send you the answer. Any question at all, apparently. Now I suspect that most of the time, they just sit in front of google and find the answer that way.
You know what I'm gonna say. We need a question, so feindishly difficult that no matter how long they trawl through the interweb, they just won't find the answer. I'll text it to 'em and let you know the response!
Its something to do with space and time and I understand the nobody can predict what the consequence would be and no one is able to try it because it means changing the laws of physics....
Its fun working with consultants who are ex-academics!
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Heh - well it just goes to show you should act on it!
Someone came to me in 1998 with something called "mp2" and said that "mp3" was on its way and perhaps we could let people download them instead of buying CDs... I said dial up was too slow and it would never catch on... clutz...
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson