The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
quote: Originally posted by: Joe "now where does one go about purchasing an ice cream fridge?"
Guess they mean an ice-cream maker. I have one 'cos my mum bought it from a boot sale & never used it, so I kindly took it off her hands. I've not used it yet, but seeing as she doesn't even like ice-cream I guess I'm more likely to.