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Joe


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Ok, its a mates birthday next saturday and he has decided on having a bad taste party but im having difficulties deciding what to go as - this isnt any ordinary bad taste party - maximum offence seems to be the aim of the game, however expense must also be kept to a minimum - for example one of the girls is going as a teenage "street walker"

So i implore the wise and creative members of this wonderful board - any ideas

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Susan


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Hmmmm. Dress as Michael Jackson & take a  boy doll to...erm...sleep on the same bed as?

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Joe


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funny i was thinking michael jackson as well, just didnt know how to give it that slight twist

any other suggestions?


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ddvmor


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What about a box of crushed jammie dodgers?  That's such bad taste.  Or...  you could go as a frenchman!

-- Edited by ddvmor at 18:42, 2004-07-23

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Well if you have a friend to help you, you can do what one of my friends did for a halloween party...


Her husband dressed up as a priest, and she dressed up as an altar boy... someone got a picture of them kissing.. it was, erm, quite bad taste, but hilarious


 




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You could throw on a bed sheet and go as the Ku Klux Klan, about as low as it gets!

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Nate, that's bad.

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Joe asked for maximum offense, I gave him offensive maximus.

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You excelled yourself. 

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ddvmor


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They don't call him Mr Excel for nowt you know (erm... do they call you Mr Excel, Nate Mate?)

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Nope, that's Bill Jelen.


I'm NateO with all of my handles. I have used Excel before though.



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sha76jam


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Don't know where you'd find one, but wear a shell suit, if that isn't offensive bad taste then I don't know what is!


For a more practical suggestion get a cheap white t-shirt, a pen you can write on it with & a cigarette.  Write "Souvenir from [insert name of your favourite shooting incident] & make a couple of "bullet holes" with the lit cigarette.  Fake blood optional.  (I'd just like to say, not an original idea, my minds not quite that sick!)



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Joe


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Hard to find the shell suit at such short notice
theclan would be maximum offence but i reckon someone else is gonna do that one as well - its the obvious one

I do like Shazs suggestion though i think i could get the t-shirt printed properly before i go about destroying it

Keep em coming

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bonniepirateanne


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i've thought of something - but heed this warning before you read it.. you will be offended! (apart from vic maybe) .. you could wear a shirt that says..


jammie dodgers are terrible!


... ohhh i can't even believe i managed to type it



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We might have missed the obvious here: Anything with a bobbing badger involved!!

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Have you planned your outfit yet Joe?


You could always go as a "lovely lovely cow with lovely lovely udders" in the wise wise words of nanny (Bernard!).



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ddvmor


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Now, will it be left breasty-dumpling or right breasty-dumpling?

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quote:
Originally posted by: ddvmor
"Now, will it be left breasty-dumpling or right breasty-dumpling?"

Both please -


We are talking about yours DD yes?



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Joe


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Yup - Colombine Alumni Association Class of '99 it is - i have the logo all designed up and all but i left the disk in the house cause i was in a bit of a rush today - i'll post it when i get home

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ddvmor


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That's such bad taste.  You should be ashamed of yourself


 




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Joe


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Yeah, but the scary thing is i have a mate in the armed forces who said that he could "lend" me a gun!!!

I declined.

Although i will be purchasing a toy gun, possibly one that makes noise, and borrowing a long black leather trenchcoat

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Joe


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As promised:


or



I prefer the 1st one

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Pretty offensive stuff mate!

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ddvmor


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Yup. I'm definitely offended here!

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That's fantastic!

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Joe


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Excellent(a la Mr Burns)

Feel free to use them, i havent coprighted them or anything - yet!

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sha76jam


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I'm just glad I have such inspiringly sick friends & so was able to help!

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Joe


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Shaz i dunno i would have done without you!

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sha76jam


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Not been as ?  This all stems from that Aussie fancy dress party I was asking for ideas on a while back.

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