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To be Stead's Beeatch you should.. [24 vote(s)]

Constantly make him cups of tea
20.8%
Provide him with at least 2 jammie dodgers every day
8.3%
Pick the fluff from outta his toes
4.2%
Play an instrument in his band
4.2%
Say 7 nice things to him a day
4.2%
Praise him on his success with stopping smoking ;)
8.3%
Send him money with which to buy DD cool stuff
50.0%
bonniepirateanne


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Stead's Beeatch
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What's impt...?


(i will happily add other suggestions.. once we have ascertained the impt things, we can all apply with full knowledge of his expectations.. oh great one )




-- Edited by bonniepirateanne at 12:48, 2004-07-27

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VicM


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he he he

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JonnyStead


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I'm touched by all this! or just touched.....

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VicM


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Mr S, would you like one of my lemon puffs or on of my cheddars (the big biscuit ones, not the little one in a crisp packet) or how about a ritz cheese cream biscuit?

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JonnyStead


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quote:
Originally posted by: VicM
"Mr S, would you like one of my lemon puffs or on of my cheddars (the big biscuit ones, not the little one in a crisp packet) or how about a ritz cheese cream biscuit?"

You cant beat a ritz cream biscuit..........


Will I be allowed to vote on this thing do you think?



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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.

"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
VicM


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I don't know, there probably needs to be a weighting or something based on the amount of access a person has to you - I'd say you probably had a little too much access to you, far more than any of us.

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JonnyStead


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Yeah - you dont want as much access to me as I have - it gets a bit much after a while!

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ddvmor


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quote:
Originally posted by: VicM
"...one of my cheddars ..."
One of your cheddars...wot is actually MINE, you mean?

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Will I be allowed to vote on this thing do you think?"

Don't think any of us will, the poll is fubar!

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bonniepirateanne


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quote:
Originally posted by: NateO
" Don't think any of us will, the poll is fubar! "
no it isn't

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Hey, how did you do that lassie?!

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bonniepirateanne


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ohh darren

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ddvmor


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What?

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sha76jam


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 Can't beleive you spelled Jammie wrong!

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VicM


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I can't believe you spelt "believe" worng.

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sha76jam


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Oops!

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VicM


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I can't believe I spelt "wrong" wrong!!

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sha76jam


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This thread must be jinnnxed!

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sha76jam


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OK, so the last one was on purpose!

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VicM


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JonnyStead


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quote:
Originally posted by: bonniepirateanne
"no it isn't "
Quite right KT - its a very nice and good poll !

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quote:
Originally posted by: bonniepirateanne
no it isn't

I can't seem to vote!!

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JonnyStead


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This is not good Nate me old mate - maybe the Jammie King can help? or KT?

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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.

"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
bonniepirateanne


I ain't a Pirate and I ain't called Anne, but I sure am Bonnie!

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quote:
Originally posted by: NateO
" I can't seem to vote!! "
hmm i just dont know.. it must think you voted alread.. if it's of importance to you () and i'm sure it is.. you can email your answers and the poll will be updated accordinging haha

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Odd, today, it let me vote!

Thanks for the offer of assistance!

-- Edited by NateO at 17:23, 2004-07-27

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VicM


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I voted.


I'm a bit concerned about the final option though...



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Susan


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Yeah, cos that make Stead DD's Beeatch!

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JonnyStead


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I'm the Stead - I cant be anyone elses Beeatch surely?

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"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
ddvmor


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