The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Australian environmentalist and television personality Steve Irwin has died during a diving accident.
Mr Irwin, 44, was killed by a stingray barb to the chest while he was filming an underwater documentary in Queensland's Great Barrier Reef.
Given his propensity for p*ssing off dangerous wild animals, it was only a matter of time before one of them did him in. Still, this is a real shame, because he not only made cool documentaries but did loads for the environment and wildlife.
This may seem like a really morbid question.. but its something I've been thinking about.. I asked Kev and he said no.. but I don't know...
If your spouse/SO died in an accident.. and the incident was caught on tape... would you feel compelled to watch it?
I guess I'm just thinking about how the two of them (Steve and Terri) were doing this together.. they just happened to NOT be together at the time.. and would seeing a video of that be something she would want/need to do..
I dunno.. maybe I need to stop thinking about such morbid things.
If it wasnt a particularly violent or gruesome death then yeah I think I would want to see it - but thats mostly because I am an insane control freak and would want to convince myself that had I been there, the death would have been averted in some way.
As for Germain Grear or wotever her name is - she has made a career out of being controversial for the sake of it and needs a good smack in the chops. What she's doing out of the bloody kitchen in the first place beats me...
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