The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
The last one’s hilarious, this family’s taking a road trip (and the Gecko’s there) and they’re singing some happy-go-lucky song. When the song is done, the Gecko starts one up himself:
Everybody was kung fu fighting! Hai-ya! Those cats were fast...as...light...ning....
I don't like churchill - I said "Churchill, can you save me money on my car insurance?" and they said "NO - best stick with the company you're with 'cos we're way too expensive".