The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
America: You don't love it or want to leave it. But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over. On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead... And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!
Somehow Katie is more American than me, maybe I scored low because of the Iraq questions and I hate NASCAR
You Are 48% American
America: You don't love it or want to leave it. But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over. On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead... And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!
America: You don't love it or want to leave it. But you wouldn't mind giving it an extreme make over. On the 4th of July, you'll fly a freak flag instead... And give Uncle Sam a sucker punch!
Although there was something wrong with this test because a good lot of the questsions were "None of the Above"
Shocking, not only am I American, I'm American, mostly:
You Are 62% American
Most times you are proud to be an American. Though sometimes the good ole US of A makes you cringe Still, you know there's no place better suited to be your home. You love your freedom and no one's going to take it away from you!
Hmmm...Only 86%...Must have been the beer question that threw me off...Ben
"You Are 86% American - You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges. You love everything about the US, wrong or right. And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you!"
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Truckman wrote: "You Are 86% American - You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges. You love everything about the US, wrong or right. And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you!"
Wow. That's pretty American, dude. I wonder what it says if you score 100%...
i love america and the lovely people that live there.. in fact i'm quite sure i'll end up living there one day - hoorah! shops that stay open past 5.30!
Lots of 'em. In fact our local shopping mall stays open 'til about 9pm, so I can not visit it in the evenings after work as well as just at the weekend. Isn't that splendid?
Amazon.co.uk, on the other hand is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
You know I frankly don't get this whole big thing about drive through's. So, you don't have to leave your car to get your food? May I introduce the concept of takeaways? This marvellous invention means you don't have to even leave your house to get your food.
i use drive throughs sometimes, sometimes i dont - takeaway is great, but sometimes you ain't at your house when you're hungry (oh and you have to pay for the pleasure of it quite often).. but anyway the ATMs are awesome..
a) it's safer than getting out of your car and walking up to the machine on your own b) you don't have to bother finding a parking space (which where i live is a pain in the arse) c) it's altogether a much quicker and wonderfuller experience
You really do need to emigrate don't you! Please could you take all the other people who are into all these imported American ideas with you? Then we could decide exactly what has been progress & scrap the rest & go back to being British. 'Scuse me if it sounds like I'm having an anti-American rant; I'm not (oh, and I'm certainly not ranting at you personally [no hug smilie!] ), I'm having an anti-globalisation rant, it's just that most of the culprits seem to be American. For example, I have a fantastic Lebanese restaurant near me, it's a wonderful place, but I'd hate to have them open branches on every street corner almost as much as I hate McD's. Anyhow, cash machines are great progress in themselves, when I was a kid you had to get your arse out of bed on a Saturday morning (assuming you worked/went to school) & go get your cash for the coming week (no debit cards either). Mind you, I bet I'd spend less that way!
sha76jam wrote: Anyhow, cash machines are great progress in themselves, when I was a kid you had to get your arse out of bed on a Saturday morning (assuming you worked/went to school) & go get your cash for the coming week (no debit cards either). Mind you, I bet I'd spend less that way!
I just wish more people would use them!! I hate waiting in line behind people using debit cards on a $3.50 purchase!!