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bonniepirateanne


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so my job is very difficult to explain - i work (this is partime btw) for an engineering company and do a lot of the non-engineering things required of a business (including getting us thru our first audit - ).. anyway the latest instruction from my boss has me quite baffled..


.. we're currenlty under instruction from some consultatants we have to get our webpage redesigned (i totally agree, it's not good) .. so my boss asked me to come up with content.. i did.. today he told me it wasn't exciting enough (i tried to tell him we're not exciting people but he didn't believe me) .. but fair enough comment - so he's sent me away 'not to do the design, or the content of the new site, but to come up with ideas for the inbetween bit' - WHAT? i have no idea what that means, oh well, at least i'm getting paid (at the end of the month )



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bonniepirateanne


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haha - i'd just like to share this with you - i typed in 'design company portfolio' on google - thinking that i'll just steal someone else's idea and i came across this site - brilliant!

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He he.  That is quite funny.


Your boss is quite obviously mad.  Maybe he should spend some quality time with a packet of JDs.



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bonniepirateanne


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good call .. even better.. maybe i should spend some time with a quality packet of jds.. you know, to stimulate the thinking about the 'inbetween' design process

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ddvmor


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Hmmm...  in between.... jammie dodgers....  there's a thought forming here...


...rasberry flavoured plum jam splodged between two biscuits...


That's it!!!!  Give him jam on his site.  It'll be brilliant!



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bonniepirateanne


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who needs engineering when you have jam? it is brilliant!

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Enjameering!  Woohoo!

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bonniepirateanne


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yes! .. i could say things like 'we design medical and commercial dodgers' .. and 'for all plum jam management contact us' .. and oh, oh the possibilities are endless

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Funny website Katie - though I might have some problems with the links on the left hand side as it says I need a computer monitor and internet access.  I have internet access, but I'm not sure about the monitor - do I have one?

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bonniepirateanne


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haha.. i notice only cheap b*st*rds use the company tho.. perhaps we should tell darren..


 


(have you noticed,the stuff on the site is really good, haha)



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Really really good.

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ddvmor


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"haha.. i notice only cheap b*st*rds use the company tho.. perhaps we should tell darren..   (have you noticed,the stuff on the site is really good, haha)"
What should you tell me?  I'm confused...

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Can't help you KT, that's crazier than fiction man!

Boss - "So, like, yeah, um, we'll ramp up the excitement if we can just get a more refined perspective on the, erm, in between bit."

Nate - "Did someone slip a hit of acid in my coffee?!"

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bonniepirateanne


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"What should you tell me?  I'm confused..."

you called yourself 'cheap' the other day.. i don't think you are, i was just pointing out your own self-put-down


i'm glad i only work parttime, any more philosophical thinking about what 'redesign' could actually mean, may send me round the bend (more than i am)



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Yeah, one too many benders are certain to catch up with you!

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bonniepirateanne


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well here i am, in for another five hours of the inbetween website stuff, someone  me.. pleassse


 


 ahh this makes me feel better.. and altho as soon as i hit post it won't look like it, as it sits here in the compser field - the badgers are dying by a delay of a second each, kind of a dominoes effect, it's pretty funny



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Susan


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KT, All has become clear - he wants you to 'sex it up' a little, he was just too embarrassed that he couldn't put it into words.  Try adding a little 'spice'  and see what he says! 

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bonniepirateanne


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you're probably right suze, either way, he's gone off to singapore (on 'business') this week, so I'm just going to sit about and when he comes back tell him i was doing a lot of thinking about it.. sounds about right to me.. i have come up with a pencil drawing, it seems i'm pretty good at drawing maps of the world..  

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Well you are a woman of the world are you not?

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bonniepirateanne


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hmm, i don't know whether to answer yes or no.. is it a bad thing or not?

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Nah, don't be afraid.  I meant you are worldly wise, have seen lots of stuff, you know things...

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bonniepirateanne


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ohh, in that case: YES!

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Susan


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You know it's a compliment.  You're KT after all - she who can do no wrong, the favoured one.  The one who gets five worlds, while all I get is two pesky flames.

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ddvmor


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  Children, children.  Two flames is exactly equal to 5 Planet Earths.  Everyone knows that.  Katie'll tell you cos she knows things.

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I have been duly chastised. 


I'm feeling ready for a change though.  I think 1800+ posts just about calls for a change.



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bonniepirateanne


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i think 7 musical notes also equal five worlds.. not sure nine flames fits into it tho haha, congrats on over 1800 susan

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If one is going to do a job one must do it proper-loike, eh?

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