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bonniepirateanne


I ain't a Pirate and I ain't called Anne, but I sure am Bonnie!

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my latest piece of junk mail..
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behind paycheck wakes up, because bodice ripper near bestow great honor upon near toothache.eggplant for, behind bubble bath, and CEO defined by are what made America great!Indeed, guardian angel living with bestow great honor upon cleavage from necromancer.
chargeable sofa ebb epidemic who'd mudguard porch


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Joe


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ah of course, it simply means, erm...

That has to be the most obscure ive ever seen! Hotmail perhaps?

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The cleavage bit was good!

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bonniepirateanne


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i knew you'd enjoy that darren


ya joe, got it one - hot hot hotmail



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Great.  Well, I'm off to buy a mudguard porch. Anyone need anything?

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bonniepirateanne


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yes.. could you get me a.. er... mudguard?

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You don't want a chargeable sofa, then?  Only I hear they're cheap!

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bonniepirateanne


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well only if they're cheap

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Very.  Just like me.

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bonniepirateanne


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bodice ripper???!!!

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bonniepirateanne


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He he he, I'm Kathy! Yes!!

Ok, I'm off to pluck fuzzy stuff in between my toes.



Wow KT, you have all sorts of mystical powers at JDBB that I lack!

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Who are you and what have you done with KT?

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Here's mine:


Subject : minuscule bronzy apotheosis

Willa and I took insurance agent behind (with customer behind cough syrup, chess board over photon.Any pig pen can bestow great honor upon chain saw defined by, but it takes a real razor blade to behind tripod.A few mastadons, and anomaly over) to arrive at a state of philosopherFor example, reactor about mirror indicates that spider living with make love to inside tripod.When you see bicep around, it means that gonad toward starts reminiscing about lost glory.
earth chastise harpsichord command protrusion bergson phenolic


WTF?

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That one made me laugh out loud - i especially liked the bit about bicep and gonad!!




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bonniepirateanne


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"He he he, I'm Kathy! Yes!! Ok, I'm off to pluck fuzzy stuff in between my toes. Wow KT, you have all sorts of mystical powers at JDBB that I lack! "

 


so this is my 1000th post.. did the one up there (which as you all quite obviously have realised i didnt post) count towards it ? ahh we shall never know



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bonniepirateanne


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P.S. who's kathy?

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bonniepirateanne


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P.P.S now that i've reached 1000 darren, can i have a change of stars to something else.. pleeease? prettty please?

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ddvmor


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How are Earths?  That's five whole planets for you!

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"P.S. who's kathy?"
Don't have all of the answers to your questions Kate, but is Kathy not a common short reference to Katherine?

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bonniepirateanne


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"How are Earths?  That's five whole planets for you!"
i do own the universe, i knew it

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bonniepirateanne


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"Don't have all of the answers to your questions Kate, but is Kathy not a common short reference to Katherine? "
for me, no.. i think it's one of those things, the owner of the name 'katherine' chooses one shortened version and any other version is completely wrong.. altho, i'll let you have kate, but only for special occasions

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How about shortening it to something nice and simple like Katiethefantasticsupermodelwithanicepersonalityandasenseofhumourtoboot.


Rolls off the tounge, doesn't it?



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bonniepirateanne


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hahahah, you are deluded indeed.. but yes, perfect!


<-- maybe that's what you should change that to, hahahaha


did i mention: hahahaaaaahahha



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You're right.  The bit about boots was taking it too far.  Sorry.

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altho, i'll let you have kate, but only for special occasions

Sounds good then Kate, I read you.

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i think it's one of those things, the owner of the name 'katherine' chooses one shortened version and any other version is completely wrong.."

This can't be true. I never went by Nate until I started my current job, where everyone insisted that I had to be Nate! Didn't even ask.

And I know Rebecca never asked me to call her Reba, but it was so natural, it had to be, you see?

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It's like how Suey never asked me to call her Suey eh. And sure, there's other short varieties to be found, like Sue. But, that's neither here nor there, it's still too right to be wrong.

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ddvmor


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Ok, Nit.  We're with you on that one!

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