The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Four civil servants have been sacked and a further five disciplined after an investigation into claims that staff romped naked in their Tyneside office.
The antics are alleged to have taken place at the Newcastle office of the Rural Payments Agency in June.
Staff have also been accused of jumping naked from cabinets, holding dance competitions and having sex in toilets.