The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
D made me a cup of tea. I put some cream & jam on some scones, I'm watching Night Rider and I'm about to go and wash my hair before we go for a walk into town.
Just to let you know, the original Kitt is on the market. "every boy's dream for sale" was how they announced it on the radio tonight, I was expecting something far dodgier!