The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
so i've told y'all i got thru to the next stage of my mcDs management interview thingy thing, right?.. well here's my dilemma - it's on friday and saturday this week - 2 8hour shifts.. with my aforementioned back-issue, i cannot actually walk further than about a mile without buckling over in pain or stand for longer than 10mins without biting my lip and falling down.. if i were to get thru the w/e - i would be in for a 16week in-mcDs training thing (doing everything from chopping to sweeping).. is this one of these opportunites i should just let go for fear of permanent damage? or should i suck it up and go for it? i think i should decide today (in order to prewarn the people i ain't coming)
and that's my genuine question.. not that y'alls questions aren't genuine, they're all lovely questions
Normally I'd say something like "Do it Girl. You like the pain, you know you wanna", but given your back trouble I feel obliged to say something more along the lines of "If your back isn't up to it, give it a miss, Miss. You can't risk permanent damage."
Is this something that might come up again in the future, perhaps when you've bought a new back form Argos, or are we talking a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, here?
i dont know if it's once in a lifetime.. i presume if i'm sweet and charming on the phone i might be able to ask if i reapply again in the future can i be considered?.. hmm