The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
You must be really handy around the house for all those hard to reach jobs - you know, changing the lightbulbs, painting the ceilings, brushing away cobwebs.
Reach jobs yes, ceiling painting, not so much. You have a lot of reaching to do then Suey?
Went in for visit with the Doctor, and she measured my wing span, 6"6'. Being a petite lady, she had to work her way across cinching the measuring tape 3 times (it was probably just twice, but I like the though of three).
5"11' s fairly tall eh, my twin sister, Nicole, is about that.
With shoes I've been known to be up to 6'4" lol
No ****! My last girlfriend (who claimed to be 6"2' and claims that I'm 6"1') was 6"4' before shoes, she'd throw boots on and she'd enter a different climate zone.
Yes, well, hmmm. Granted is hard to sneak around at 6”3’, it was certainly odd for me to date someone taller than me, that's getting up there! Not generally possible.