The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Hello! Sorry I can't hang around - I'm on D's machine. I'm still waiting for the jury to come back in on whether I'm trustworthy enough for Internet access. What do you think? Would I take advantage of the Bank's good nature???
Oh fine. I should be putting together a systems map.... but I can't be arsed. It's my last day before my HOLIDAY!!! Oh yes, I'm on HOLIDAY next week la la la la! That means I won't be at WORK! Woohooo!