The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
1. When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath...I pledge it till the end. Why?, you may ask. Because you are my friend.
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of two and one of them isn't speaking to you right now anyway.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel !!
i think we should all look into the six degrees of separation and see if we can link ourselves to each other (you bristolians can't just do it like 'oh well i'm married to her' or 'i work with him (parttime)').. maybe more fun if we can link ourselves across the ocean? whaddddddyu reckon?
Oh yeah, and it may be interesting to note that non of us so-called 'Bristolians' are actually from Bristol - or even live in Bristol.
Me and Vic 're from The New Forest and live in a town about 7 miles north of Brezzle, Stead orginated up Brum way and lives near Bath (except he's moving at the weekend to a house up the road from me) and Our Sooty;s a Dorset Gel through and through and lives in North Somerset.
Fascinating, that. Does anyone here actually live in or near their home town?
Well if you get on either myspace or friendster (I personally prefer myspace.com, but that's just me) You can list all your friends and they just keep linking you through degrees of seperation and you can see if any of us meet up...
No you just sign up and then do a search for your friends... and when you find one of your friends on there (they need to be on the site too, so start getting them on there! ) you just add them as one of your friends. Then the other friends that your friends have listed are in your "network" by one degree. It's wacky. I actually came across this guy I hadn't seen since I was 16 or so because he was a friend of my friend Evan's friend Tim who lives in Texas... you just never know.
sorry for my absence.. well it's pretty much been explained, but i'll rehash through the 6degrees things - you know that game where you can supposedly connect everyone to kevin bacon? do ya do ya? ..
.. well anyway, what you have to do, as andromeda has 'splained, is see if you can link yourself to someone else through people that they know and i quote 'The play posits that we are all connected by six or fewer stages of circumstance or acquaintance'.. they say everyone in the world is only 6 people away
the weird website i went to says this as an example:
'In other words, if I were to run into Elvis in the Grant Line Road Kroger store's produce department, we'd hardly be to the dairy case before establishing that he was in King Creole with (1) Dolores Hart, who was in Where the Boys Are with (2) Paula Prentiss, who was in Catch 22 with (3) Richard Benjamin, who was in a remarkably brief TV series, Quark, which featured (4) the Barnstable Twins, whose grandmother, (5) Ellen Haverly, gave a pressure cooker to (6) me as a wedding present. Voila! Only six degrees separate the King and me!'
quote: Originally posted by: NateO "Looks like there's only 3 degrees of separation on the Minneapolis hi temps this week. MONDAYHi: 31°Lo: 21°Sct Strong StormsTUESDAYHi: 30°Lo: 18°Partly CloudyWEDNESDAYHi: 28°Lo: 18°Partly CloudyTHURSDAYHi: 29°Lo: 18°Partly Cloudy "
LOL LOL! You did that in °C and I didn't realize at first. All I could think was "28°F in July?!? He must be freezing his tucchus off!" Silly me
) you just add them as one of your friends. Then the other friends that your friends have listed are in your "network" by one degree. It's wacky. I actually came across this guy I hadn't seen since I was 16 or so because he was a friend of my friend Evan's friend Tim who lives in Texas... you just never know.
