The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! I know! It's a dragon fruit! Aren't they just fab? Unless I just bought a really bad one when I tried then may I suggest you stick to looking at it? Will cheer you up far more than munching on its insipid flesh.
Sorry to hear you're poorly. Did the JDK kindly pass on his cold?
I did indeed pass on the cold as my mother told me that it was good to share. I would point out that my own symptoms originated with another Bored Boarder who shall remain nameless. Unless he/she decides to own up of course!
