The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
There are lots of rules that are practically law, but just aren't documented. Here's a few:
1. NEVER make eye contact on the underground. 2. Your girlfriend/wife's bum does NOT look big in this. 3. Old people are entitled to do whatever the hell they like. 4. When left alone in a room with a tea-cosy you MUST try it on. 5. Men should NEVER visit to the loo together.
