The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Thank you all so much - you are very kind. I'd like to thank my manager for turning a blind eye to my bored board shennanigans, my husband for his support and kind words when I have been feeling like winning was an impossible target for me. I'd also like to thank my friends, family, God and the fans for voting for me.
I'm overcome and will just pop off for a little cry.