The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Look at what some jackal did to my new truck this weekend:
At first I thought there was crap on my window, then I realized someone had taken a crowbar to it, and it's fubar... And this happened while it was sitting in a secured garage...
It looks like the door might be all right, but won't know until we get the window out of there. If they scuffed it up, badly, it'll need some work, otherwise it might rust out...
I'd go one further and happily call 'em fvckers, myself.
My little brother (who lives in Nottingham, the car crime capital of the UK) has owned 3 cars, all of which have been broken into at lest once - and one of which wss stolen from his driveway in the night and found a day later burned out on the other side ofvtown. None of them were shiny new trucks though.
Bad luck, dude. Hope it doesn't cost too much to put right.
Dude - sorry to hear about that - they clearly didnt know who it belonged too else they would have been too busy on their knees worshiping said truck to damage it -
Perhaps me, the JDK and Suey should come over and we could form some kind of crime detection team - driving about in your cool truck - feeding the JDK "Jammie snacks" until we discover that the park keeper did it?
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Perhaps me, the JDK and Suey should come over and we could form some kind of crime detection team - driving about in your cool truck - feeding the JDK "Jammie snacks" until we discover that the park keeper did it?
I'm up for that! Bags packed, sun tan lotion applied, shades shading and bikini at the ready!
