The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
...to sunny Dartmouth for a few days from tomorrow. Who wants to be King in my absence?
Please make your self nomination known below along with a brief reason why I should pick you over all the thousands of hopefuls. I will pick the winner later this evening (afternoon for all you trans-atlantic types!).
Good to see you back mate and excellent timing - it was looking there like it was going to be a case of Stead does "Night of the long knives" to ensure his place at the top. But not you're back - its all resolved!
So where you been then?
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
Of course not. It's a glorious cream tea! Turns out that it is the law that you must have a cream tea within 24 hours of arriving at your holiday destination if you holiday in Devon!