To summarise:

Long ago, in the land of tea and biscuits where the small chocolate covered snails ate only yellow snow and the rain fell in my open window and soaked my Carpet which had been found in a very old shed belonging to A bearded Hag , there lived a Dragon. He had a very large club foot, which he used to Persuade people to eat brocolli. It came to pass out in the back end of a small pink hairy hippopotamus' ear, that the way to the dark, stinky and somewhat