The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Went and saw my Minnesota Lynx play basketball last night with 'the Swede.' Svetlana looked good, but did not play very well, Theresa did though. And we won in overtime.
Here's the kicker, we scalped tickets for $2.50 each, get to watch the game from the fourth row. Then we go to my stomping grounds, where they redeem tickets for a litre of beer! $2.50 well spent.
quote: Originally posted by: bonniepirateanne "wow, i just wish i knew what you were talking about (actually, long time ago i managed to get free tickets to see the (as they were then) charlotte hornets.. it was very nice (if not a tad boring))"
Ahoy there matey. Hmmm, let's see:
Scalper: Dude selling tickets on the street, 3rd party stuff. $19.00 tickets purchased for $2.50
Litre: Unit of measurement
Svetlana: Power forward. Kicked my ass in a game of pool (actually 'the Swede' fcuked up the 8-ball shot after I ran the table for him).
Theresa: Point Guard. Also kicked my ass in a game of pool (actually 'the Swede' fcuked up the 8-ball shot after I ran the table for him).
Lynx: Minnesota's WNBA team
Beer: Breakfast of champions
Overtime: Extended play following regulation due a tied score
You find basketball to be boring eh? Fair enough. I actually thinks it's one of the more entertaining of games to watch. Lots of action. The problem with the Hornets is that they:
1) Weren't very good
2) The venue was a ghost town, no one showed up. You could hear a mouse fart in there.
One hasn't seen a basketball game until you roll with Teams Canada and Sweden. Then the drinking, dancing, yelling is on! A good time for all.