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Vice JDK
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Date: Jun 30, 2004
My Big Fat Canadian Wedding


Sounds like a Vancouver weeding to me.

The Groomsmen are in kilts
The Bridesmaids are in some sort of flannel monstrosity
They serve Kokanee or Labatt Blue for the toast
The first dance is to Bryan Adams "Everything I do"
At least two of the groomsmen are named Gordon
You walk down the aisle to some celtic song that your grandfather is
humming along with
Its 2 degrees Celsius out...in August...and that doesn't seem strange
You have "serviettes" at the cocktail hour with the happy couples
named printed in a maple leaf
Your grandfather brings his own case of Molson to the reception, you
know, in case they run out
There were heated family discussions over which family's tartan would
be used as table clothes
The only person not old enough to drink is your 4 year old cousin
Your wedding cake has maple flavored frosting
There is a separate valet for ski-doos
Your wedding invitations have French on one side
People are tailgating outside the church before the wedding
Consequently, you know why there are at least a dozen people with red
fingers at the wedding
You bought your bridal shoes at The Bay
Your grandmother comments that she should have made a "Trifle" for the
wedding cake
There are bottles of HP Sauce on the dinner tables
As a side dish, they serve Poutine
You had trouble deciding between chicken and moose
There is a piper at your wedding...who inevitably drinks too much and
passes out at the reception
There is karaoke at the reception
It is no surprise that there is an inordinate amount of Bare Naked
Ladies songs in the playbook
Your grandmother is all a tither because she can't understand why they
aren't serving sherry at the dinner tables
There is a coat AND boot check at the reception
You hand out wedding "favours"
Those "favours" might just be gift bags of Tim Hortons
You are well aware that most of the men in the room have Canucks
jerseys under their suits...the game starts at 8
You are going to Disneyland for your honeymoon, you've heard that
California is very exotic

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