The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
A year ago while wearing the same suit as my boss, he accidently put his wallet in my jacket pocket. When I gave him it back, he (jokingly)blamed me for taking it cos Im from Clydebank, calling me Dipper Daly. Every day since when I go into work Im greeted with "Morning Dipper!" It's just stuck. There are guys in here who started recently who don't even know my real name.
My mate has a song about ebay, it goes something like this:
"You can get it on e____ Bay, check your internet" and thats about the height of that song - he aint much of a lyricist thats up to the other guys on the band
thats up to the other guys on the band
