The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Wow, this stuff makes those Thai Peppers in Tucson look like a joke!! And I quote:
1 tsp. mixed with 1 gallon of sauce will produce extreme heat! WARNING: Not a hot sauce - use as an additive! From 650,000 to 900,000 Scoville Units, and you must sign a waiver before we will sell you this sauce.
Erm, yeah, except I never saw this waiver, and Daniel used 2.5 teaspoons!!! Flaming, extra hot!!!
If you think ju got the cojones, mang, I recommend trying it, but I'm telling you now, you're commiting to 12-24 hours of pain!! Beware the Blair's 2 AM Reserve!!!.