The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Well, thought I'd just share my fun filled plans with you all:
Last day at work today for this month, starting with a not-so-fun couple of days of DIY. Then on Saturday it's off to an 80's themed night for my mate's 30th. On Sunday I hit the big 3 0 myself & it's off down to my parents' for the night & I get to play with my pressie of a chocolate fountain!!! Leaving the dog there & then off for my pressie from Rich, which is 3 nights in a lighthouse & a session in their floatation tank. Back up to parents & out to a very nice restaurant on the Thursday. Home on the Friday & then off to the Rocky Horror Show on Saturday night! WooHoo!
I have to take issue with your present, though. Spending 3 night keeping a careful watch for ships in the dark doesn't sound like much fun! Will you be taking turns? On the plus side, if we get invaded by triffids, you'll be in just the right spot!
Seriously, though, it sounds very cool. Have a good time. Will you be dressing up for Rocky Horror? If so, who will you be going as? And who will Rich be dressing up as? If not, hypothesise.
I will indeed be dressing up for Rocky Horror, though not as a particular character - fishnets, satin shorts & a purple corset! Rich has the full Frank 'n Furter costume!!!
ddvmor wrote: Jackie... I shall make a special effort, just for you, to pop on over the weekend. Just for you mind. Now, it's someone else's birthday this weekend, too. Can't remember whose...
