The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
I'm sorry - it wasnt anyone we know was it? Sincere apologies if it was - as for hiding my feelings.... I do have trouble overcoming my shyness to enable me to communicate my real opinions on things........
I would certainly not wish to cause offence to any of the JDBB members though - so feel free to censor me old JD King......
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I'll take arrogance and the inevitable hubris over self-doubt and lack of confidence.
"Everyone has a plan, until they get punched in the face" - Mike Tyson
did you see the same bag of air guy's other item for sale - soul! get your human soul here! .. maybe we should start up a weed-out-the-weird-ebay-items-company