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ddvmor


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Rhyming couplets
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I thought that I might start a thread
To share a thought that's in my head.


Rhyming couplets are rather cool
and a thread of them would really rule.


So, ladies and gents, here's the thing
Find a rhyme and get posting...


 


 


 


Ouch, that last rhyme was rather poor.
I think I'll show myself the door...



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bonniepirateanne


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it wasn't the best rhyme i've ever heard
better get nate to polish a turd





(ok so i know that didn't make much sense
as to whether it's good, i'll sit on the fence)

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ddvmor


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Heh, wasn't so bad
but this rhyming's a fad...



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bonniepirateanne


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oh jdk, why do you say such a thing?
is it because no one else has had anything to bring?

don't worry it'll soon catch on
they wont resist it for too long





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ddvmor


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Their problem is, they have no taste.
If they did they'd join with haste.


Now we've shown them how it's done
They'll see we're having so much fun!



-- Edited by ddvmor at 23:14, 2006-06-19

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bonniepirateanne


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i never thought i'd have such a good time
sitting around, making things rhyme

but actually i think we're a little retarded
and the others are being suitably guarded

wow that last sentence wasn't very pc
there's going to be lots of telling off for me!



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ddvmor


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Well frankly I thought it was the very best rhyme
That we've had on this thread for quite some time!


The others are just scared by our wit
But really, I think, they're up to it.


Perhaps someone else should just have a go
As long as they don't wade in all gung-ho


 


 


 




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Susan


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It doesn't really matter what I say
I'm only going to just get in your way


If I jump in and add my bit
I'll never hear the end of it


My talent is a little lacking
It's clear at school I was slacking


I didn't attend my English class
And now I look quite an ass




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sha76jam


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Ooh, freaky, it's like I wandered into a Rupert the Bear cartoon!


[edit] It's ok, Katie... I've edited this prose into a tune! 



-- Edited by ddvmor at 12:39, 2006-06-20

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ddvmor


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Susan, mate,
Your rhyme was great

Your splendid effort was not half-arsed
If this were an exam, then you'd have passed!

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DD, my man you are too kind
A cooler buddy I'll never find.




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bonniepirateanne


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sharon sharon, why did you break the chain?
surely you didn't have anything to gain?

oh i suppose we don't really mind
i'm mostly just teasing you, i'm on the wind!

rupert the bear was my fave by half
him and his cute little yellow checked scarf

having said all that, soon my mind will change
my favourite cartoon will be Soap on the Range!



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ddvmor


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It's ok, Katie, don't you worry,
I fixed that prose in a hurry.


Despite that gaffe, it's going well
This rhyming thread is jolly swell!



-- Edited by ddvmor at 12:45, 2006-06-20

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bonniepirateanne


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haha good job oh king, you're totally hilarious
your jokes are many and so very various

sharon, come back for another try
i bet you'll love it, don't be so shy


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bonniepirateanne


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wow darren, this thread seems to have killed other postings
perhaps our poetry isn't worth all our boastings?



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ddvmor


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You could be right, the board is dead
Maybe it's time to kill this thread


Tis such a shame cos I was havin' such a good time
All the clever rhyming was rather sublime

I have to say that I was unprepared
To have the Bored Boarders running so scared 



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JonnyStead


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I have to say I never knew


That you have the talent that you do


 


I really think you should keep on going


With the creative seeds you have been sowing


 


But now for me I must depart


For working hard is in my heart!



-- Edited by JonnyStead at 12:40, 2006-06-21

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sharkjf115


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I thought I'd come on here at lunch


Whilst on some food I had a munch


I'm not sure what I could write next


In fact I think I'm rather vexed


I think this thread is rather cool


It's just like English back at school.



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ddvmor


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I'm glad you've now all taken part
and taken all this rhyming to heart.



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NateO


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Okay, this thread might be a little absurd
Remember people, you can't polish a turd!




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ddvmor


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Can, too.
Will do.



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Well, this I'm not so sure I want to see
So I'll take your word for it, and play with poo & pee




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ddvmor


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Ew.  Oh yuck.  I must confess
I've gone and made a little mess.


That turd I tried to polish a bit
Only went and turned to sh*t.



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