The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Met up with the Swede for breakfast today. We had coffee and Jammie Dodgers!
Arrived this morning via Royal mail. Incidentally Darren, very nice penmanship, holy ****!. Funny too, there was a badger icon on the package, which the Swede saw, so he says "What's up with these badgers man? You were carrying on and swearing your ass off about badgers at the bar the other night."
In any case, we took a vote, 2 out of 2 Yankees concur that JDs are, in fact, the bomb! Thanks again Darren!
Hmmm. So you think I'm hot and tempting? I'm not sure if that's better or worse than the suggestion that I may be lardy. I'm worried about you, Nate I really am.
(someone hold him down - the men in white coats are on their way!)
Probably a good call Suey, I can't be stopped, one can really only hope to contain me at best.
Hmmm, where have I been as of late? The shower. Jazzfest last weekend. Harvey's for $3 24 oz. mugs of Guinness Sunday evening. Pool party on Saturday night. Dancing @ First Ave (ever see 'Purple Rain?') on Friday.