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My Breakfast


Met up with the Swede for breakfast today. We had coffee and Jammie Dodgers!

Arrived this morning via Royal mail. Incidentally Darren, very nice penmanship, holy ****!. Funny too, there was a badger icon on the package, which the Swede saw, so he says "What's up with these badgers man? You were carrying on and swearing your ass off about badgers at the bar the other night."

In any case, we took a vote, 2 out of 2 Yankees concur that JDs are, in fact, the bomb! Thanks again Darren!

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Superb choice for breakfast nucker!

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The bomb?  Is that good?


Now you can consider yourself fully indoctrinated into the Order of The Jammie Dodger!


But... did you prefer the big ones or the little ones?



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Thanks Suey!

The bomb is a good thing! One needs to listen to some P-Funk (Parliament), it becomes apparent.

Like 'em both! Just finishing up a minnie as I type! Think I like the larger variety a little more, but Jammie goodness in both cases!

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Bir biscuit.  More jam.  What's not to like?  You are evidently a man of exquisite taste, much like myself.

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Yeah, that was the phatty hook up, thanks man!

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Did you just call me phat?


All those stairs for nothing...



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No dude, the hook up was phat!

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What the dictionary doesn't say:


[Earlier, sexy (said of a woman), of unknown origin.]


PHAT: Pretty hot and tempting



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Hmmm.  So you think I'm hot and tempting?  I'm not sure if that's better or worse than the suggestion that I may be lardy.  I'm worried about you, Nate I really am.


(someone hold him down - the men in white coats are on their way!)



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I'm not holding him down.  I don't know where he's been or what he's been up to. Eeeeeeeeeeew.

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Besides, he's a damn sight bigger than me.

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Different usage D. Forget about it.

Probably a good call Suey, I can't be stopped, one can really only hope to contain me at best.

Hmmm, where have I been as of late? The shower. Jazzfest last weekend. Harvey's for $3 24 oz. mugs of Guinness Sunday evening. Pool party on Saturday night. Dancing @ First Ave (ever see 'Purple Rain?') on Friday.

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Please, Nucker, no talk of showers here please - keep it clean!



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Well, that was the point Suey!

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