The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Well if it makes any of you feel any better, I've got a friend that I have known for nearly 20 years. EVERY SINGLE YEAR I forget his birthday. What's really sad about that is that I'll even make little reminders to myself in the week leading up to it. But it never fails. His birthday comes and goes every year and I miss it. It's almost become a thing. 3 days after his birthday he'll get a phone call and a dinner invitation apologizing for missing his birthday.. again.
Besides Bezz aint coming to my birthday just because his Dad is turning 60 or something on the same day and they want to do some "Family" thing for him... pfff.... dont they know who I am for gods sake?
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