The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
Funny. I seem to recall that it was a cushioned bench in a crap bar. And I also understand that it was sucha squeeze that Stead could only get hald a buttock on the seat. So fom his point of view it would have been erm.. small and soft.