The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
The In My Pants game is a traditional pub game in which each player takes it in turns to take a well know song, book or movie title, lyric or quote. The words 'in my pants' are then added to the end of the phrase.
For example:
Lady in red in my pants.
Hard Rock Halleluiah in my pants!
I'll be back in my pants.
And so-on.
The only rule is that it has to sound funny. Off you go then!
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure in my pants. Splash in my pants Big in my pants Cheaper by the dozen in my pants Bad Boys in my pants Father of the Bride in my pants!
Amanda in my pants!!! Hello And.!!! Around the World in my pants! Take a picture in my pants!! Just the Two of Us in my pants!! On My Own in my pants!! I Think I Love You in my pants!! I Can Dream About You in my pants!! Nobody does it better in my pants!!
Jam Bands: Shakedown Street in my pants! - Grateful Dead Fire on the Mountain in my pants! - Grateful Dead Althea in my pants! - Grateful Dead Estimated Prophet in my pants! - Grateful Dead In Memory of Elizabeth Reed in my pants! - The Allman Brothers Band
Polished Gold: The Fez in my pants! - Steely Dan Hey Nineteen in my pants! - Steely Dan Babylon Sisters in my pants! - Steely Dan You Make Loving Fun in my pants! - Fleetwood Mac Gold Dust Woman in my pants! - Fleetwood Mac Take it Easy in my pants! - The Eagles
R&B, Funk, Motown: Sex Machine in my pants! - James Brown It's a Man's, Man's, Man's World in my pants! - James Brown Mothership Connection in my pants! - Parliament Get Up For the Downstroke in my pants! - Parliament Do That Stuff in my pants! - Parliament Mighty Mighty in my pants! - Earth, Wind and Fire Let's Groove in my pants! - Earth, Wind and Fire Fantasy in my pants! - Earth, Wind and Fire Got to Give it Up in my pants! - Marvin Gaye
80's Rock: More than a Feeling in my pants! - Boston Aint Talkin' About Love in my pants! - Van Halen Eruption in my pants! - Van Halen Jump in my pants! - Van Halen Finish What You Started in my pants! - Van Halen Rossana in my pants! - Toto Gimme All Your Lovin' in my pants! - ZZ Top Legs in my pants! - ZZ Top Final Countdown in my pants! - Europe Heavan in my pants! - Warrant Don't Be Cruel in my pants! - Cheap Trick She Sells Sanctuary in my pants! - The Cult Fire Woman in my pants! - The Cult
80's Pop: Beat It in my pants! - Michael Jackson Thriller in my pants! - Michael Jackson Pretty Young Thing in my pants! - Michael Jackson Material Girl in my pants! - Maddona Like a Virgin in my pants! - Maddona Maneater in my pants! - Hall and Oates I Can't Go For That in my pants! - Hall and Oates Putting on the Ritz in my pants! - Taco All She Wants Is in my pants! - Duran Duran Steam in my pants! - Peter Gabriel Party Like It's 1999 in my pants! - Prince Jesse's Girl in my pants! - Rick Springfield Caribbean Queen in my pants - Billy Ocean
Heavy Metal: Master of Puppets in my pants! - Metallica Ride the Lightning in my pants! - Metallica Sweating Bullets in my pants! - Megadeth Invaders in my pants! - Iron Maiden
Obi Wan Kenobi: I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced in my pants.
The Emperor: You want this, don't you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take your Jedi weapon. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it. Give in to your anger. With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant. Luke: No. The Emperor: It is unavoidable. It is your destiny. You, like your father, are now in my pants.
Apocalypse Now:
Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end... IN MY PANTS!
