The following Dodgers have been smited by the JDK for their crimes against Jam:
All the girls! for picking on the JDK and damaging his already delicate self esteem!
The Basserd Who Nicked Copper's Stuff For the offense of nicking Copper's stuff. You are a tw*t, whoever you are and we all hope you get run over by a tram in Nottingham. Or Liverpool. Or whereever else they have trams!
Copper For the crime of playing with her Wii instead of her Jammie pals!
quote: Originally posted by: Susan "So are you now green, bumpy and smelling of vinegar?"
Like a leprachaun who'd had a fight in a chip shop? Oh, you mean a gherkin! My mistake! Think Ive just about cleared the alcohol out of my system now, though I have had two cooked breakfasts today to aid the process!